36 things MY University taught me

For those who don't have a chance to enter University because

you are either not smart enough or don't have money

should

read this because after you read this you will reconsider your option.

Domo didn't say that University is rubbish but for me, I feel lucky because was given the opportunity to experience the University Life and big thanks to DomoBa and DomoMa.

Let us bring Education to a certain level where everything get's so detailed.

We we taught how to create NaCl with NaOH + HCl giving an exothermic reaction and certain amt of energy.

We we taught to calculate the energy required to move a car fr ground 0.

We were taught to recognize structure of bacteria and the replication of viruses.

At the end of the day, you will have to write all this on a piece of paper and,

you get another piece of paper during the last day which we called it Graduation Day.

Going thu all the fuss and puss for that freaking piece of paper which,

sad to say...

With the piece of paper you could get a BETTER job which gives you a better kick start.

But without effort and passion in your job, that piece of paper will not help.

It's just give u a better start!

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Do you really think Domo only learn those academic stuff during University?

Let's not talk about those boring genetic and Biology crap.

Here's 50 things My University taught me.

1. Do not wear like a movie star, you look ridiculous.

2. Late for class is better than skip a class

3. Kancil or BMW, it doesn't makes any difference, I score chicks more than you

4. pick up sports. when u do sports, u discrete masculine hormones and earn extra attention from girls

5. All the student from computer science faculty have porn all over their laptops and phones

6. Engineering student always wears jeans with T shirt tugged in and a traditional sport shoe

7. Engineer regardless of what school they attend are the most dangerous animal, they came in packs

8. Cafeteria food always sucks, go out and eat

9. Your parents are wrong.

10. Your parents were right. Always right!

11. Take chances, Always, always take chances

12. It is possible to watch movie everynight

13. Start playing online game while you still can

14. Yes. No matter how saint are you, you will have haters

15. Sometimes you just don't want to be kissed

16. Don't come to class expecting everyone here are more matured

17. Everyone is selfish including the one sleeping beside you now

18. Learn the art of "copy and paste", it's more useful than u could imagine (from top student)

19. Yes, bullies exist until then

20. Turns out, fulfilling dreams need a lot of High distinction

21. "Fuck it" doesn't work. It don't complete your essay and "fuck it" don't get your report done.

22. Just because someone treat you good, doesn't mean they are good for you

23. Love leave scars

24. Cover your boobs because you look like a whore

25. It's ok to cry

26. Don't play games and friendster in the computer lab because other people are waiting to use it

27. If possible, get your own laptop, it's very convinient

28. Walk slowly and enjoy the scenery because you don't get the chances everyday

29. Dress neatly, if you want them to look back

30. There will be students from other faculties in your major’s class who will do better than you on everything. It does not mean they are actually better than you. Numbers on a transcript have no relevance to passion. It’s okay.

31. Guys who refers to the number of girls he ever slept with as "kill count" are lier.

32. It is possible to go for karaoke session straight for 5 days

33. Never ever compete with other rich man's son, you will lose meserably

34. Best way to release stress is smoking

35. Your problem aren't as big as how you make it to be. Doesn't mean that you should discard them completely, just want you to know it's not actually that bad. Justin bieber has bigger problem than you.

36. Never say never~~!

All this things money can't buy.

I'm glad i survived.

How about you?