2011 Iphone Fever~!!

Iphone Iphone Iphone.........

Everywhere you look you can see some bimbo or fashionister holding one.

From necessity into luxury 

Now it had become a disease and its spreading!

Domo used to be an iphone hater just because i can't afford one.

Domo almost organize a anti iphone campaign in the office

Recruiting Dr Duyung, Dr saw and 2 of our salesman 

by going trashing all the iphone user in the office...

Middle finger for all i-fag!!!

Yes, debut of Dr Saw Ping Yee in my blog~

Our brotherhood of anti-iphone gang was so strong and establish untill...

Fat duyung betray our alliance...he bought an iphone4 behind us!

This is madness~!!

Domo was surrounded by i-virus and was beaten...

Heavily infected Domo beh tahan and my iphone hunting journey begins~!

1st stop of course Maxis center~

1st attempt

*Domo walks in*

Recep : Hi sir may i help you?

Domo : I wan sign up for the iphone 4 plan~!

Recep : Sorry sir you need to call 123 to do booking 1st

Domo : orly?? okay~!

FAIL

2nd attempt

*Domo calls 123*

Recep : sup domo, wat ya wan?

Domo : I wan book iphone4

Recep : ok i help u book jor, we'll contact u when u can come collect at Sentral plaza

Domo : What the?? need to wait how long?

Recep : Depend lor...mayb 2 days, mayb 2 month?? We will contact you when got stock.

Domo : orly?? okay~!

FAIL

3rd attempt

*Domo calls 123 after few days*

Domo : where the fuck is my iphone4 bitch!!

Recep : sry bro, i ama dude...did u recieve any call from maxis telling u to to collect?

Domo : of course no la captain obvious

Recep : then STFU n wait la diu...

Domo : ngo beh tahan la~!!! please tell me another alternative to get the damn phone~!

Recep : go beratur at maxis center lor, they sell limited unit each day geh

Domo : nin na mai~~should have tell me earlier la dammit

Recep : anything i can do for you sir domo

Domo : STFU n suck my penor!!

FAIL

4th attempt

*after work domo run to maxis center pyramid*

Recep : sir what can i do for u?

Domo : i wan iphone 4

Recep : sorry sir we are closing down in 5 min coz today is our annual dinner.

Domo : Heng ar~~

Recep : btw we got no more iphone for today, come again tomorrow.

What the fuck is wrong with this people!!

Got money buy also no use coz u need to fucking beratur and the stock is like 10 unit per day!

Now got money also no use liao.

Ada wang, mungkin ada amoi

but

Ada wang, perlu beratur juga!

4th attempt

*Domo went to camp in front of maxis center at 910am. They opens at 10am*

First one to arrive, no fuck, stand in front of the main gate

Wan go toilet pee also dun dare.

Iphone > everything

*10am, gates open, guy come out*

i-guy   : Are ya'll queing for iphone?

Domo : duh =.=  isn't it obvious?

i-guy  : ok, here's ur ticket. later come in and look for me.

*HELL YES!!!! FIRST ONE!!*

Domo : excuse me sir, how many iphone u got today

i-guy  : er....5 for today...

At this instance...i look behind and wanna check out the expression of the 6th guy...i saw a black briz shitting pissed off face of him like wanted to tear off his own pants and masturbate infront of the center...

pity you bro, come again tmr la~

Domo officially an i-fag, if you can't fight them; join them~!

The only thing i love about iphone is this

It's the Application

It's the interface

It's the camera

For all those iphone hater out there, don't tell me android got better apps and nice interface.

No need to talk cock so much, if u think it's better then SHOW ME, IMPRESS ME!

For all those who wanna purchase an iphone 4, go beratur and dun be the 6th person~!

hahahahaha

till then, more blogs coming up~!

kthxbai